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"Good Night"
Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga,
Pata Nhi Subha Aankh Khule Ya
Dupeher Ko. :-D
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Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?
Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete
Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi
Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi
Student;
Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy
Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi....
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A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.
His Wife Yelled:
"How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?"
The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'!
Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her......
Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too.....
On Thursday His Swelling Became Better
And Now He Could See Her From The
Corner Of One Eye... =P ;->
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My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On
Facebook And Should Go Outside
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Thank God For Laptops And Wifi.
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If Girl In Luv,
Her Parents Ask:
Who Is Dat IDIOT?
If Boy In Luv,
His Parents Ask:
Idiot,Who Is Dat Girl?
MORAL:No Matter
Whoever In Luv,
Boyz R Always Idiots...
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Uthaa'e Phirta Raha,
Main Bohat Muhabbat Ko,
Phir Ek Din Younhi Socha,
Yeh Kya Museebat Hai..!! ;->
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A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary
One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM
While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt
At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ?
He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .
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Do0b Jati Hy Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hy Tufan
Yadein Reh Jati Hy Bichar Jate Hy Insan
Yaad Rakh0 Ge T0u B0hat Qarib Pa0ge
Bh0ol Ja0ge T0u Chamat Khao Ge... =P ;->
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A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells
His Mother He's Fallen In Love
& Says"I M Goin To Bring Over 3 Women
& U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry"
Da Next Day,
He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &
Thy Chat 4a While
Later He Says, " Ok Maa,
Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry."
She Imediatly Replies,"The 1 On D Right.""
Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?"
The Pakistani Mother Replies
" I Dont Like Her"!!!! ...:-P
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Us Bewafa Ko Na Aya Hamari Wafa Ka Yakeen
Hum Ne Kaha Hum Mar Jaen Gye Aur Us Ne Kaha . . . /
" Aameen "
( ._.)
<) )\_
_// Lo! Bezati Hogayi ;->
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When U Develop The
Ability To Listen
Anything
Unconditionally ,
Without Loosing Ur
...Temper Or
Self-Confidence, Keeping
Ego Aside
It Means
You R COMMITTED ... =P =D
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1 Shaks Ki Murghi
Beemar Hui ...
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Tou Phir
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Tou Us Ne Murghi K
Theek Hony Ki Khushi
Mein
1 'Bakra' Sadqa
Ker Dia ... =P =D
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2 Larki'n Ful Makeup
Kr K Nikli
Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne
Unko Nahi Dkha
...1st: Aaj Koi Nhi Dkh Rha?
2nd: Tu Tension Mat Le
Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe
SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga ... =P =D
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Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare?
Kharab Kaamwali Mile Toh Khud Ko Kaam Karna Padta Hai,
Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kar Jata Hai..!! :>
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Banking Sector Is
Very Much Similar
To Public Toilet
Reason:
...
People Outside Are
Desperate To Come In
And
People Inside Are
Dying To Come Out ... ;)
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A Boy Was Going With His G.F.
Frnd Asked : Who Is She?
Boy : My Cousin....
...
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....! :D
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Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai ,
Jeevan Uska Pani Hai ....
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Munni Ab Purani Hai ...
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Yaaron Ab Toh SHEILA KI JAWANI Hai !!
Aadab Arz Hai :D
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All Mothers Think That Their Child Is Beautiful...,
But,
Only My Mom Is RIGHT !
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Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are
2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies They Are
HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->
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Who Can Stop 500 Cars
With One Hand .??
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Ans-It's Traffic
Police.. ;->;-)
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